Happy Birthday

Today is a fag’s birthday. It’s on a faggot day too. I mean, who the hell has a birthday on October 21? I mean WTF. You would have to be a true faggot to be have a birthday on October 21. I don’t know about you, but today is such a faggot day. But he’s a faggot, so it wouldn’t matter. Faggots have birthdays on faggot days. And so, today, we celebrate this rediculously faggot day on this faggot afternoon for this stupid faggot. Honestly, the day October 21 should be titled “Faggot Day,” and we should have a day off from this complete faggotry. Let’s look at how much of a fag this day is:

• 1512 – Martin Luther joins the theological faculty of the University of Wittenberg.
• 1520 – Ferdinand Magellan discovers a strait now known as Strait of Magellan.
• 1527 – Louis I, Cardinal of Guise, French cardinal
• 1675 – Emperor Higashiyama of Japan (d. 1710)
• 1687 – Death of Sir Edmund Waller, English poet
• 1757 – Pierre Augereau, Marshal of France and duc de Castiglione
• 1774 – First display of the word “Liberty” on a flag, raised by colonists in Taunton, Massachusetts in defiance of British rule in Colonial America.
• 1805 – Napoleonic Wars: Battle of Trafalgar: A British fleet led by Admiral Lord Nelson defeats a combined French and Spanish fleet off the coast of Spain under Admiral Villeneuve. It signals almost the end of French maritime power and leaves Britain’s navy unchallenged until the twentieth century.
• 1833 – Alfred Nobel, Swedish inventor and founder of the Nobel Prize
• 1861 – American Civil War: Battle of Ball’s Bluff – Union forces under Colonel Edward Baker are defeated by Confederate troops in the second major battle of the war. Baker, a close friend of Abraham Lincoln, is killed in the fighting.
• 1879 – Using a filament of carbonized thread, Thomas Edison tests the first practical electric incandescent light bulb (it lasted 13½ hours before burning out).
• 1921 – President Warren G. Harding delivers the first speech by a sitting President against lynching in the deep south.
• 1945 – Women’s suffrage: Women are allowed to vote in France for the first time. <- WTF.
• 1950 – Ronald McNair, American astronaut
• 1959 – President Dwight D. Eisenhower signs an executive order transferring Wernher von Braun and other German scientists from the United States Army to NASA.
• 1967 – Vietnam War: More than 100,000 war protesters gather in Washington, D.C.. A peaceful rally at the Lincoln Memorial is followed by a march to The Pentagon and clashes with soldiers and United States Marshals protecting the facility. Similar demonstrations occurred simultaneously in Japan and Western Europe.
• 1977 – The European Patent Institute is founded.
• 1993 – Faggot of Mochi Fansubs (d. 2009)
• 1994 – North Korea nuclear weapons program: North Korea and the United States sign an agreement that requires North Korea to stop its nuclear weapons program and agree to inspections.
• 1994 – In Seoul, 32 people are killed when the Seongsu Bridge collapses.
• 2003 – Images of the dwarf planet Eris are taken and subsequently used in its discovery by the team of Michael E. Brown, Chad Trujillo, and David L. Rabinowitz.

and then of course, the faggot holidays:

• Apple Day in the United Kingdom
• Overseas Chinese Day in the Republic of China
• Trafalgar Day — celebrated throughout much of the British Empire in the 19th and early 20th Century.
• R.C. saints – Saint Ursula; Saint Hilarion; John of Bridlington
• French Republican Calendar – Tonneau (Barrel) Day, thirtieth day in the Month of Vendémiaire
• International Day of the Nacho- Mexico and USA

As you can see here, this day is completely made up of faggotry. I mean, wtf is International Day of the Nacho? COMPLETE FAGGOTRY. Apple Day? faggotry. lol@women suffrage in France. Faggot Day is just completely faggotry. Only fags are born on this day and only faggot holidays are celebrated. A few faggot events were held like Martin Luther going to the University of Wittenburg. Faggotry. It’s all faggotry, and today, we’re celebrating this faggot day for a certain fag.

Happy Birthday Faggot.

ALSO: Tegami 03 is coming tomorrow (Friday). I had some issues with the ED kara timing (you probably noticed it in episode 02). They’re fixed now, though. – Zor.