This is even better than Red_Alchemist’s futanari.
Wikipedia on paizuri:
<Misora> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Paizuri.ogg
<Michael> It doesn’t say what it is
<Misora> lol I just started listening to it
<Misora> it’s pretty funny, actually
<Michael> AHAHAHAH
<rofflwaffls> Misora likes teh paizuri
<Michael> WHAT THE HELL
<Michael> IT’S LIKE
<Michael> SOME BRITISH GUY
<rofflwaffls> lmfao
<Michael> STARTS OFF WITH HIM SAYING
<Michael> MAMMARY INTERCOURSE
<Michael> srsly
<Michael> listen to it
<Steak> OMG
<Michael> I can’t describe
<rofflwaffls> lmfao
<rofflwaffls> this is
<rofflwaffls> hilarious
<Steak> A COUPLE
<Steak> JFEKLWAF
<Steak> OME
<Steak> PENIS
<Steak> PENES
<rofflwaffls> AND THRUSTING
<Steak> FEMALE BREASTS
<Steak> FJEKLAJFKELW
<Steak> OMG
<Steak> IM DOING TOFEAFEWA
<rofflwaffls> WHILE THE BREASTS ARE SQUEEZED AROUND THE PENIS
<rofflwaffls> LMFAO
<Misora> lol wow
<Michael> FORE-PLAY
<Steak> dude
<Michael> NON PENETRATIVE SEX
<Steak> I CAN’T FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS
<Steak> IM GOING TO CRAKC UP
<Steak> AND MY MOM
<Steak> IS GOING OT BE LIKE
<Steak> WTF
<Misora> lol
<Misora> wow
<Steak> LARGE BREASTED WOMAN
<Steak> CAN FEEL LIKE
<Steak> PENETRATED SEX
<rofflwaffls> mammary intercourse on large-breasted women can feel like penetrative sex
<Michael> OK
<Misora> CLOSE BRACKET
<rofflwaffls> TITFUCK
<Michael> Mammary Intercourse just knocked Futanari off funniest-thing-all-day.
<rofflwaffls> I LOL’D
<Michael> Wait, what was it
<rofflwaffls> TITTY FUCK
<rofflwaffls> LMFAO
<Michael> a Yawei?
<Steak> TIT FUCK
<Steak> TITTY FUCK
<Michael> Where you have anal with a girl
<Steak> this guy
<Steak> has no life
<Michael> while she’s up against a window
<Steak> OPPIE
<rofflwaffls> >some other wikipedia articles for futher reading
<Steak> OPPIE
<Steak> k
<Michael> and you swap out with some other guy
<Steak> i JUST FUCKING DIED
<Steak> ON THE INSIDE
<Michael> while having sex
<Michael> and run outside
<Michael> and surprise her
<rofflwaffls> this is
<rofflwaffls> hilarious
<Misora> There are references avaiable in the written form of this article. Please be sure to verify information found on wikipedia using the references provided or check the information yourself.
<Steak> wow
<Michael> >check the information yourself.
<Misora> I think you need to check the information yourself.
<Steak> I laughed so hard
<Michael> k
<Misora> I think you need to check the information yourself.
<Michael> Steak, inorite
<Misora> lol
LOOLLLLLL!!!!!
“it is one of the activities that prostitutes can use as safe sex alternatives FOR CLIENTS WHO REFUSE TO WEAR A CONDOM, because mammary intercourse from large-breasted women can feel like penetrative sex.”
“the semen can land on the breasts, face, or in the mouse of the woman.” AAHAHAHAHA XDDDDD
this is gold
Ewww…. Big breasted women??? I am all for the normal sex with lolis. As long as they haven’t hit puberty, it is “safe” sex =P