We’re all a bunch of immature bastards

This is even better than Red_Alchemist’s futanari.

Wikipedia on paizuri:

<Misora> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Paizuri.ogg
<Michael> It doesn’t say what it is
<Misora> lol I just started listening to it
<Misora> it’s pretty funny, actually
<Michael> AHAHAHAH
<rofflwaffls> Misora likes teh paizuri
<Michael> WHAT THE HELL
<Michael> IT’S LIKE
<Michael> SOME BRITISH GUY
<rofflwaffls> lmfao
<Michael> STARTS OFF WITH HIM SAYING
<Michael> MAMMARY INTERCOURSE
<Michael> srsly
<Michael> listen to it
<Steak> OMG
<Michael> I can’t describe
<rofflwaffls> lmfao
<rofflwaffls> this is
<rofflwaffls> hilarious
<Steak> A COUPLE
<Steak> JFEKLWAF
<Steak> OME
<Steak> PENIS
<Steak> PENES
<rofflwaffls> AND THRUSTING
<Steak> FEMALE BREASTS
<Steak> FJEKLAJFKELW
<Steak> OMG
<Steak> IM DOING TOFEAFEWA
<rofflwaffls> WHILE THE BREASTS ARE SQUEEZED AROUND THE PENIS
<rofflwaffls> LMFAO
<Misora> lol wow
<Michael> FORE-PLAY
<Steak> dude
<Michael> NON PENETRATIVE SEX
<Steak> I CAN’T FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS
<Steak> IM GOING TO CRAKC UP
<Steak> AND MY MOM
<Steak> IS GOING OT BE LIKE
<Steak> WTF
<Misora> lol
<Misora> wow
<Steak> LARGE BREASTED WOMAN
<Steak> CAN FEEL LIKE
<Steak> PENETRATED SEX
<rofflwaffls> mammary intercourse on large-breasted women can feel like penetrative sex
<Michael> OK
<Misora> CLOSE BRACKET
<rofflwaffls> TITFUCK
<Michael> Mammary Intercourse just knocked Futanari off funniest-thing-all-day.
<rofflwaffls> I LOL’D
<Michael> Wait, what was it
<rofflwaffls> TITTY FUCK
<rofflwaffls> LMFAO
<Michael> a Yawei?
<Steak> TIT FUCK
<Steak> TITTY FUCK
<Michael> Where you have anal with a girl
<Steak> this guy
<Steak> has no life
<Michael> while she’s up against a window
<Steak> OPPIE
<rofflwaffls> >some other wikipedia articles for futher reading
<Steak> OPPIE
<Steak> k
<Michael> and you swap out with some other guy
<Steak> i JUST FUCKING DIED
<Steak> ON THE INSIDE
<Michael> while having sex
<Michael> and run outside
<Michael> and surprise her
<rofflwaffls> this is
<rofflwaffls> hilarious
<Misora> There are references avaiable in the written form of this article. Please be sure to verify information found on wikipedia using the references provided or check the information yourself.
<Steak> wow
<Michael> >check the information yourself.
<Misora> I think you need to check the information yourself.
<Steak> I laughed so hard
<Michael> k
<Misora> I think you need to check the information yourself.
<Michael> Steak, inorite
<Misora> lol

2 Responses to “We’re all a bunch of immature bastards”

  1. nick says:

    LOOLLLLLL!!!!!

    “it is one of the activities that prostitutes can use as safe sex alternatives FOR CLIENTS WHO REFUSE TO WEAR A CONDOM, because mammary intercourse from large-breasted women can feel like penetrative sex.”

    “the semen can land on the breasts, face, or in the mouse of the woman.” AAHAHAHAHA XDDDDD

    this is gold

  2. Wej says:

    Ewww…. Big breasted women??? I am all for the normal sex with lolis. As long as they haven’t hit puberty, it is “safe” sex =P

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