Status Report

19:55:34 | fewaf: Zor: sup
19:55:37 | &Zor: sup
19:55:41 •›› Nick: fewaf renamed to Yuugu
19:55:44 •›› Mode: KittehBot › +ao Yuugu Yuugu
19:55:50 | &Yuugu: Any movement
19:57:09 | &Zor: the enemy was spotted north of #mochi
19:57:23 | &Yuugu: Did you advance the calvary yet?
19:58:30 | &Zor: no
19:58:38 | &Zor: I figured the forces of #mochi could defend us
19:58:46 | &Zor: #mochi-recruits can back them up if needed
19:58:47 | &Yuugu: Hmm
19:58:51 | &Yuugu: How many casualties?
19:58:58 | &Yuugu: I think we should call for reinforcements
19:59:11 | &Zor: btw
19:59:25 | &Zor: I’ve received intel that gg is moving in from the west

That is all.

UPDATE

23:37:14 | Steak: Zor
23:37:19 | &Zor: Hi
23:37:20 | &Zor: Steak
23:37:23 | Steak: Did the enemy break through our frontlines?
23:37:58 | Steak: o
23:38:00 | Steak: break through
23:38:00 | Steak: k
23:38:01 | Steak: so
23:38:02 | Steak: status
23:38:05 | &Zor: well
23:38:06 | &Zor: as I said
23:38:10 | &Zor: gg is moving in from the west
23:38:16 | &Zor: where we practically have no defenses
23:38:20 | &Zor: so
23:38:21 | &Zor: you go there
23:38:57 •›› Kick: Domino › Steak (we lost him)

23:40:27 | &Kaereste: I’m surrounded
23:41:11 | ~Dango: Zor
23:41:17 | &Zor: Dango
23:41:27 | ~Dango: send the first brigade to support kaereste
23:41:30 | ~Dango: she’s surrounded
23:41:50 | ~Dango: better yet, send 3
23:41:52 | ~Dango: confuse the enemy
23:41:58 | ~Dango: and then we can flank
23:42:14 | &Zor: but they’re busy killing SFW soldiers in the north
23:42:47 | ~Dango: fighting head on will only lead to more casualties
23:42:54 | &Zor: but we can’t pull out now
23:43:01 | ~Dango: where thar be me nukes
23:43:17 | &Zor: Steak took one with him when he went to the west
23:43:19 | &Zor: but he died
23:43:20 | &Zor: so
23:43:24 | ~Dango: the fuck
23:43:28 | &Kaereste seduces enemy general
23:43:28 | ~Dango: what a worthless general
23:43:29 | ~Dango: wait
23:43:38 | ~Dango: then who the hell is protecting the west side?
23:43:42 | &Zor: nobody
23:43:48 | ~Dango: wut
23:43:50 | ~Dango: fail
23:43:55 | ~Dango: k
23:43:59 | &Zor: gg will be here soon
23:44:00 | ~Dango: we go nazi germany
23:44:10 | ~Dango: I’ll take gg in 6 weeks
23:44:19 | ~Dango: heavy fire on SFW
23:44:20 | ~Dango: this time
23:44:25 | ~Dango: fucking destroy all the air bases
23:44:27 | ~Dango: don’t
23:44:28 | ~Dango: attack
23:44:30 | ~Dango: the fucking
23:44:31 | ~Dango: capital
23:44:44 | ~Dango: or you’ll get other groups involved
23:44:53 | &Zor: well
23:45:01 | &Zor: this would be a good opportunity to take down coalguys
23:45:08 | ~Dango: no
23:45:12 | ~Dango: their land is vast
23:45:20 | ~Dango: we’ll need to strike before winter
23:45:27 | ~Dango: we cannot survive the terrain
23:45:37 | &Zor: it’s summer
23:45:38 | &Zor: faggot
23:45:44 | ~Dango: no but
23:45:49 | ~Dango: we gotta take gg and sfw first
23:45:56 | ~Dango: k
23:45:58 | ~Dango: blitzkrieg
23:46:13 | ~Dango: wait
23:46:18 | ~Dango: wouldn’t blitzkrieg mean speed subs?
23:46:21 | ~Dango: fuck
23:46:23 | ~Dango: won’t work for us
23:46:23 | &Zor: LOL
23:46:32 | Steak: LOL
23:46:47 | &Zor: yeah
23:46:56 | &Zor: we gotta rely on the heavy firepower

In all seriousness, Mayoi 06 is coming really, really soon.